The American Education System is most certainly not a joke, how would you like to be going to school in a place like Sudan where they don't even have a roof over their heads? The Governments only concern isn't the education system, if it was, there would be no war in Iraq right now.
The reason why African countries, like the Sudan, have school systems far worse than yours is because while the United States is first on the World Bank's list of countries by GDP, the Sudan is seventy first. Even in the Sudan teachers don't need to be armed to ensure that the pupils don't kill each other.
A lot of the founders were actually Deist, thinking god just made the universe, gave it laws, and left it alone to work on its own.
That isn't a Deist belief, where did you get that ide from? O.o