[ticktockclok]

If you want to change your life, go here.

If you want to keep drinking booze and waste your life away, go here.

you know its topics like these that show how supportive Curvedspace is of their fellow members, giving advice, caring, even though they probably have no idea who the person is in real life
just thought id point that out

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Please expand.

[Ruckus Fox]

Or you should take up paintballing! *cheesey* Check these out!

Ten reasons why you should date a paintballer...

1 ) Our equipment is made for high pressure.
2 ) Welts and hickies look about the same.
3 ) It's quite normal for us to wear masks, straps, and harnesses.
4 ) Forget bases, we just go for the 50. (1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, home?)
5 ) Walking a trigger and handling small fragile parts means nimble hands.
6 ) We can hit a moving target at 100 feet, we can protect your honor too.
7 ) We'll "communicate" with you all you want, just do it over a radio.
8 ) Dropping $100 in a single day is nothing new.
9 ) Jumping, diving, ducking, and sliding develops great body coordination.
10) We never play without protection.

BUT...if you -do- become a paintballer...you need the "Ten reasons why paintball is better than a girlfriend" list.

1 ) You can use more than one marker in a day and not feel guilty.
2 ) A marker doesn't get jealous when you admire another player's gear.
3 ) Exhaust gas on a marker is a good thing.
4 ) Having more than one marker makes you a collector, not a "playa."
5 ) You don't have to talk to your gear everyday to show you care.
6 ) Friends don't think you're a pervert when talking about snakes and bushes.
7 ) A simple wipe down and a little oil keeps a marker satisfied for over a month.
8 ) $70 paint, $20 field fees, and $10 air is cheaper than prom and can last just as long.
9 ) Volatile as it may be, even CO2 doesn't explode or freeze for no reason.
10 ) Markers never say, "It's not you, it's me."

[Ratty]

Dont get turned on by tannys stunningly good looks. <_< It's ... evil. Play naked twister with ladies.

You had a mistype I couldn't help but correct.

People with spelling as bad as yours shouldn't be correcting things. Fixed it properly this time.

People that speak grammar badly as you need be ignored. *fixed grammer mistakes*

Rat, I think you should pay attention to the keyboard and the screen instead of other things which might seem more entertaining. I fixed a few of your words for ya.

HI TANNY!

My hand-eye coordination is great; but i'll admit I'd do a better job if I used both hands.

In the meantime, I shall continue fumbling down below, and hopefully I get off on the right foot.

You forgot a crucial adjective...

We also seemed to forget another key point...

[Jake]

Dont get turned on by tannys stunningly good looks. <_< It's ... evil. Play naked twister.

You had a mistype I couldn't help but correct.

People with spelling as bad as yours shouldn't be correcting things. Fixed it properly this time.

People that speak grammar badly as you need be ignored. *fixed grammer mistakes*

Rat, I think you should pay attention to the keyboard and the screen instead of other things which might seem more entertaining. I fixed a few of your words for ya.

HI TANNY!

My hand-eye coordination is great; but i'll admit I'd do a better job if I used both hands.

In the meantime, I shall continue fumbling down below, and hopefully I get off on the right foot.

You forgot a crucial adjective...

I fixed it for ya rat.

Or you should take up paintballing! *cheesey* Check these out!

Ten reasons why you should date a paintballer...

1 ) Our equipment is made for high pressure.
2 ) Welts and hickies look about the same.
3 ) It's quite normal for us to wear masks, straps, and harnesses.
4 ) Forget bases, we just go for the 50. (1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, home?)
5 ) Walking a trigger and handling small fragile parts means nimble hands.
6 ) We can hit a moving target at 100 feet, we can protect your honor too.
7 ) We'll "communicate" with you all you want, just do it over a radio.
8 ) Dropping $100 in a single day is nothing new.
9 ) Jumping, diving, ducking, and sliding develops great body coordination.
10) We never play without protection.

BUT...if you -do- become a paintballer...you need the "Ten reasons why paintball is better than a girlfriend" list.

1 ) You can use more than one marker in a day and not feel guilty.
2 ) A marker doesn't get jealous when you admire another player's gear.
3 ) Exhaust gas on a marker is a good thing.
4 ) Having more than one marker makes you a collector, not a "playa."
5 ) You don't have to talk to your gear everyday to show you care.
6 ) Friends don't think you're a pervert when talking about snakes and bushes.
7 ) A simple wipe down and a little oil keeps a marker satisfied for over a month.
8 ) $70 paint, $20 field fees, and $10 air is cheaper than prom and can last just as long.
9 ) Volatile as it may be, even CO2 doesn't explode or freeze for no reason.
10 ) Markers never say, "It's not you, it's me."

[Lord Sparks]

Well, i can't play WoW or GW or EQ2 or anything like that because my compy isn't good enough. I need a new computer before i'll be able to do any of that. If anyone gets a new computer and feels like sending me the old one, let me know and i'll pay postage

[x..]

^^

I didn't know Aldi was an international chain . We have them in America, and I see that you have them in Australia as well. Are they in Europe too?

There in England, strange, it always struck me as quite a British shop

Same

[Arith]

Uhhh,not annoying.Just sad really.

[Nuu™™]

^^

I didn't know Aldi was an international chain . We have them in America, and I see that you have them in Australia as well. Are they in Europe too?

There in England, strange, it always struck me as quite a British shop

Same

It's German. How come everyone doesn't know that? - .-

[x..]

^^

I didn't know Aldi was an international chain . We have them in America, and I see that you have them in Australia as well. Are they in Europe too?

There in England, strange, it always struck me as quite a British shop

Same

It's German. How come everyone doesn't know that? - .-

bECAUSE nUU IS THE MASTER OF wORLD

jOIN zomg spamz inc, BTW.

[Nuu™™]

If you want to change your life, go here.

If you want to keep drinking booze and waste your life away, go here.

you know its topics like these that show how supportive Curvedspace is of their fellow members, giving advice, caring, even though they probably have no idea who the person is in real life
just thought id point that out

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Please expand.

If you want to keep drinking booze and waste your life away AND HAVE A LAUGH, go here.