Posted 30 January 2007 - 12:21 AM
This wasn't really how I intended my idea to go along. I don't have the time to do this all, but try something like this.
1) Make a new myspace id, specifically titled Curvedspace.
2) Use a "friend adder" to quickly get 100s of new friends. (This step is optional but would speed the process up, well, 100s of times.)
2a) Just click add on the people in certain search criteria.
The search criterion should be like this: white, 16-18, male, new member
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By this point you should have gotten to about 500 friends. Now, send out bulletins titled something completely obnoxious, such as "penis" or "cspace goes to war with george bush". This will make people actually open them, since most of the time they don't. Also, since you selected search criterion "new member", these people won't be getting many bulletins already, so they may open them regardless of how stupid they are.
Explain who you are in the bulletin, making sure its so incredibly weird that they can't help but click the link directing them to the arcade. This is critical, because unless you don't give them something first, you aren't going to get something in return (new members).
If this begins giving more traffic to the arcade, cspace could make some code which puts a link to sign up after each game, if the person playing is a guest.
And now we have the quote of the day, from greenl2l:
PLONGED!!!