So Callum, I was at Parachute and I met Charlie. Y'know, the emo one. Well I met him... a good thing (compared to the other thing) and a bad thing happened.
Good thing. He picked me up in a hug and spun me around and we were like "Woah no way you're here!" to each other.
Bad thing. He slapped/grabbed my butt.
I had an emotional breakdown.

Stop making me jealous!
