[Zziggywolf5]

^Banned for being such a newb^

[Res]

^Banned for calling someone a newb.

It hurts their

[Slothy]

^Banned for extending his wierd avatar that I still don't understand.^

[Ratty]

^^Banned for not understanding the avatar

[Nuu™™]

^Banned for posting above me in a topic where I must state that they are banned and give a reason for banning or at least pretending to ban the person who posts above me because as you know I do not have the ability to ban people of which I approve because I wouldn't want to ban people especially not for such fickle reasons as are used in this topic although I know they are not serious but if there was such a case where they were serious then it would be like working for the secret service or the brown shirts or whatever those law enforcers in Nazi Germany were called who banned people or to be more correct killed them just based on their ethnicity I mean really the genetic differences between ethnic groups are smaller than the genetic differences between individuals I mean for goodness' sake Hitler himself wasn't even Aryan and he didn't get carted off to the gas chambers and I know what you're thinking that here is more proof of that internet forum law that the longer the topic goes on for the higher the chance that one person will some how link it to Hitler or Nazi Germany or something although I thought that was just for debates it seems to have occured here and I bet you didn't notice that typo several lines back probably because I deleted it before I posted this post so it was really quite silly for me to mention that at all and I bet you're thinking that I'm only trying to fill out this sentence now with unimportant fluff although in my opinion it has been about unimportant fluff since the very first word or perhaps the second because the very first word was relevant to the actual topic and then I just sort of trailed off but you know I never intended to go on for this long I just sort of started and then I couldn't stop like when you eat Pringles crisps or like that character of Little Britain of which I hear they are making another series which I must say I disapprove of I mean their jokes wear a bit thin the second time they use the same character and on the subject of jokes wearing a bit thin I think this one might be wearing a bit thin too although I'd say almost all the people who attempted to try to read this lengthy monologue would have got bored by now and that only the most bored or patient types would still be reading and for those that are I should think that they should be quite impressed by how I've managed to go on without using any breaks whatsoever that is to say no commas or full stops or anything of that sort although such a way to organise ones sentences works to some extent in written form it would be quite impossible to physically read it unless of course you happened to not be human or any other creature that needs to breathe in which case you probably wouldn't need a mouth or anything and would instead have a proboscis or something else so difficult to spell that one such as me would need to look on Google to find out the exact arrangement of the letters which is funny you know because Google tends to know what I am trying to spell with much greater accuracy that say The Free Dictionary and I'm really starting to run out of ideas now but I think I'll keep struggling along with mundane chatter because it is better than doing Maths study or something when I come to think about it although it is very tempting to get involved with the conversation with SeeDs and such and there is the phone and now I've finished speaking on the phone because it was just my sister wanting to talk to my mother and I'm sure you don't really care but I've said it anyway because by now I really have nothing better although I suppose I could chatter about something better for example something very interesting known as the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis which according to Wikipedia 'states that there is a systematic relationship between the grammatical categories of the language a person speaks and how that person both understands the world and behaves in it' which I think means that what language you speak and what words such a language contains affects how you perceive the world and how you think and such which brought me to wonder if one was to create a language which and no words for immoral things then perhaps it would make all who spoke that language and only spoke that language more morally sound than those who did not and I would like to experiment with such things although I don't have the ethos to conduct such an experiment which is a bit depressing I know and I've got tired of typing now so this sentence is going to end abruptly.

And that is why you should be banned.

[Res]

^Banned for being too vague.

[Ratty]

^^Banned for being hilarious

[Zziggywolf5]

^Banned for having a blog^

[Bobette]

^ banned for the 5 after Zziggywolf

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

^Banned for having 'ette' after 'Bob'

[Ferret Overlord]

^This one time I was baking cupcakes for my sick grandmother, when Wyvern walked into my room.

"Hey Ferret, can I have some of those cupcakes?"

"Sorry Wyvern," I said, "These are special cupcakes for my sick grandmother. I'll make another batch for us to eat later."

Wyvern grumbled and left the room,

I put icing on the final cupcake, washed the dishes and went to take a nap -- making all those cupcakes was hard work!

But sure enough when I woke up, the cupcakes were gone!

I found Wyvern lying on the bathroom floor, mouth covered in icing and belly bulging.

"You should have let me have some," said Wyvern, "because now I've eaten them all!"

Curse you Wyvern!

That's why.

[Bobette]

^ Banned for baking cupcakes.

[Ratty]

^^Banned for not being banned

[Bobette]

^^ Banned for banning me therefore nullifying your reason for banning me.

[Ratty]

^^Banned for using logic