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I was trying to print out something like twenty pages. I have been trying for several days now. It never prints straight and then complains and makes out like it is your fault and orders you to turn it off and fix the problem which you have created. And then, in revenge, it just sulks and refuses to print anything again. I have done everything to try and get rid of the jammed print job-thing and it won't leave. Microsoft should make printers that can feel pain, because then I would feel some pleasure from fiercely murdering it.
In short, Help!
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I Hate Printers
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Nuu™™ 
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:25 AM
I have trademarked the symbol: '™'. You fail at display names.
^ Thanks to Nazy for the... thingy ^
Things which you should look at:
SKoA - http://skoa.cspacezone.com/ , if you have any Age of Empires games.
The DS Garden Festival Minigame - Link , whether you play DStorm or not.
The Most Mysterious SSSS - Link For people who don't care about...things.
Like LEGO? Play Blockland!
^ Thanks to Nazy for the... thingy ^
Things which you should look at:
SKoA - http://skoa.cspacezone.com/ , if you have any Age of Empires games.
The DS Garden Festival Minigame - Link , whether you play DStorm or not.
The Most Mysterious SSSS - Link For people who don't care about...things.
Like LEGO? Play Blockland!
I may be an Arbiter, but I'll always be a SeeDy little man.™™
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Jake
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:48 AM
Your printer is posessed. You need an Eskimo Shaman, Holy water, a dead caribou, a voodoo medicine man, and a priest. Buddist monks are a big help, but not necessary.
In short, it's new printer time.
In short, it's new printer time.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 09:09 AM
QUOTE(Jake @ Jan 7 2008, 07:48 AM) 
Your printer is posessed. You need an Eskimo Shaman, Holy water, a dead caribou, a voodoo medicine man, and a priest. Buddist monks are a big help, but not necessary.
In short, it's new printer time.
In short, it's new printer time.
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Nuu™™
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 12:27 PM
I think I was somewhat under the influence of temper there. 
After completing that rant, then going and taking out my frustration on objects and people and whatnot around me, then jumping in the pool, I felt super spiffing and decided the troubleshooter thing was needed. It sure did shoot my troubles, in a quick session of intense artillery barrage. With cannons. And Frenchmen.
It still doesn't print straight though. I still needed to pull it out a couple of times. And once it just fed the whole stack of paper through. But I am forgiving.
After completing that rant, then going and taking out my frustration on objects and people and whatnot around me, then jumping in the pool, I felt super spiffing and decided the troubleshooter thing was needed. It sure did shoot my troubles, in a quick session of intense artillery barrage. With cannons. And Frenchmen.
It still doesn't print straight though. I still needed to pull it out a couple of times. And once it just fed the whole stack of paper through. But I am forgiving.
I have trademarked the symbol: '™'. You fail at display names.
^ Thanks to Nazy for the... thingy ^
Things which you should look at:
SKoA - http://skoa.cspacezone.com/ , if you have any Age of Empires games.
The DS Garden Festival Minigame - Link , whether you play DStorm or not.
The Most Mysterious SSSS - Link For people who don't care about...things.
Like LEGO? Play Blockland!
^ Thanks to Nazy for the... thingy ^
Things which you should look at:
SKoA - http://skoa.cspacezone.com/ , if you have any Age of Empires games.
The DS Garden Festival Minigame - Link , whether you play DStorm or not.
The Most Mysterious SSSS - Link For people who don't care about...things.
Like LEGO? Play Blockland!
I may be an Arbiter, but I'll always be a SeeDy little man.™™
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 01:27 PM
QUOTE(Nuu™™ @ Jan 7 2008, 12:27 PM)
I think I was somewhat under the influence of temper there.
After completing that rant, then going and taking out my frustration on objects and people and whatnot around me, then jumping in the pool, I felt super spiffing and decided the troubleshooter thing was needed. It sure did shoot my troubles, in a quick session of intense artillery barrage. With cannons. And Frenchmen.
It still doesn't print straight though. I still needed to pull it out a couple of times. And once it just fed the whole stack of paper through. But I am forgiving.
After completing that rant, then going and taking out my frustration on objects and people and whatnot around me, then jumping in the pool, I felt super spiffing and decided the troubleshooter thing was needed. It sure did shoot my troubles, in a quick session of intense artillery barrage. With cannons. And Frenchmen.
It still doesn't print straight though. I still needed to pull it out a couple of times. And once it just fed the whole stack of paper through. But I am forgiving.
Rofl. Don't smash it up.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:36 PM
It's never a computer's or Printer's fault. Always yours.
In short, I have nothing to help :$
Get a push over printer? Then you can easily make it blame himself :O
In short, I have nothing to help :$
Get a push over printer? Then you can easily make it blame himself :O
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 12:37 PM
Yeah, printers can be frustrating. . . .
I spent almost an hour trying to figure out why mine wouldn't print.. I had gone to the printer control menu several times with the printer I thought I was using on default saying "offline". Then I simply realized that I had defaulted the wrong printer
eh well XD
I spent almost an hour trying to figure out why mine wouldn't print.. I had gone to the printer control menu several times with the printer I thought I was using on default saying "offline". Then I simply realized that I had defaulted the wrong printer
eh well XD
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 04:07 AM
Hehe, my printer just doesn't print. Did a week ago... But not any more o.O; It's seriously on crack. There's -nothing- obvious wrong with it XD It's all plugged in, the right printer's chosen... just when you tell it to print, nothing happens, and there's some error next to the document in the printer queue thing Ah well, maybe if I... defenestrate it a few times...
Ah well, maybe if I... defenestrate it a few times...
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