There is a Kiwi (New Zealander) sitting on a bench who is just about to get out his lunch when an Aussie sits beside him. The Kiwi gets out a jar of jam.
"So you guys eat jam over in Nz ey?" says the Aussie. "Yep" replies the Kiwi. "Well in 'Stralia we get all our old fruit, recycle them, put them in containers and send them to NZ as jam." The Kiwi says nothing and then gets out a bun.
"So you guys eat bread over in NZ ey?". "Yep," replies the Kiwi. "Well in 'Stralia, we get all our old bread scraps, recycle them, put them in containers and send them over to NZ as fresh bread."
The Kiwi then notices the Aussie is chewing some gum.
"Do you guys 'do it' in OZ?" "Yeah!" replies the Aussie. "Do you use a 'cover'?" "Yeah!" replies the Aussie. "Well in New Zealand, we get our 'used covers', recycle them, put them in packets and send them to OZ as chewing gum. Do you know why they call them 'Wrigglies'?
