[Skyone]

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[Atilla]

I'll get you my pretties. And your little Spam too.

[©allum]

Well, you see...

As the sketch was in fact a sketch and not a reality, the characters within it weren't real. However, the one who did the sketching in this comedy troupe was unimaginative and based the characters off real characters, though he changed the names numerous times and gave many of them undecidedly unattractive physical attributes.

One of the characters was a juggler thing or whatever with an unsightly mole that frequently travelled across his face from sketch to sketch, creeping out all who saw it with its movingness and ability to seemingly teleport from place to place. This character had a short temper and often lashed out at the other members of the troupe, often by throwing the things he juggled at them. This could result in oddly shaped stab wounds, burns, and dislocated joints.

One of the characters was a bearded lady, though I know not if the beard was one of those creepy physical attributes that were added in or if the person she was based off of had one too. She was quite scary, having a monobrow and a number of moles across her face and body that had hair sprouting out of them. Luckily, these moles were not prone to move when you weren't looking. She seemed to have a normal personality, except for how she came on too strong in relationships, quite effectively scaring off any man who remained after overcoming the shock of her appearance.

Another character, this was the troupe leader, was totally unable to perform any sort of duty or interesting thing. He attempted many things, including taming a lion with a chair -- unfortunately he used a collapsable beach chair which did not stay unfolded for long, eating fire -- this resulted in a number of scorches within his mouth and across his face, and making snakes come out of their baskets and waving around -- his flute playing sucked and the snake got angry. Unfortunately he did not die from this last attempt, though if it weren't for a tonic extracted from one of the bearded lady's moles, he would have.

The rest of the characters were unimportant and thus unnecessary to name, likely because they were all minor acts within the troupe.

Of course, within the sketch, they were not a troupe -- the story of how they met is quite interesting, but we shall reserve it for another time. As it was, they were all travelling together. At the time, they were in a carriage on their way to meet the grand tsar of Persia, though there is likely no such position to be held today. They came from a table in a bar in a district of a city in a province of a country on a continent in a planet of a solar system of a galaxy in the universe. We find them in the sketch all rather drunk, falling over eachother within the carriage -- I know not why they were standing, though -- and doing an assortment of things that would be considered quite silly in todays society. It was near this time that the bearded lady's moles began to explode in showers of debilitating goop and such that quickly drowned all the characters. They were all dead. The story ended there.

"This started off as a nice little contest about spam, but now it's just gotten silly!"

[San Dani L]

Question Arthur: In the 'certain sketch by a certain comedy troupe', where were the characters and from whence did they come from?

Hahaa! they were in a cafe and it came from Monty Python sketch Spam

[Neraphym]

A newt?

[Darkness]

A newt? o.o;

[Nuu™™]

Scoreboard


©allum - 5
Darkness™ - 5
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Nazy - -4 for counting

I think I was going to make the points more coherent than that, but there was too much to read over considering I haven't looked in this forum for a week or whatever.

Question Notlob: In this "typical greasy spoon cafe frequented by vikings", what was on the menu? Extra points for presentation and mice, among other things.

[santaseed]

Scoreboard


©allum - 5
Darkness™ - 5
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Nazy - -4 for counting

I think I was going to make the points more coherent than that, but there was too much to read over considering I haven't looked in this forum for a week or whatever.

Question Notlob: In this "typical greasy spoon cafe frequented by vikings", what was on the menu? Extra points for presentation and mice, among other things.

You said Cspace twice, doesn't that mean he has 2 points? I'll take a guess cause i dont know squat about this- pork and ham

[©allum]

The palindrome of Bolton is notlob!

Anyway, the only thing I can remember is the Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. And there's the spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

[x..]

Scoreboard


©allum - 5
Darkness™ - 5
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Nazy - -4 for counting

I think I was going to make the points more coherent than that, but there was too much to read over considering I haven't looked in this forum for a week or whatever.

Question Notlob: In this "typical greasy spoon cafe frequented by vikings", what was on the menu? Extra points for presentation and mice, among other things.

You said Cspace twice, doesn't that mean he has 2 points? I'll take a guess cause i dont know squat about this- pork and ham

I EAT SPAM AND THE SOULD OF YOUR CHILDREN :O

[Nuu™™]

Scoreboard


©allum - 2
Darkness™ - 5
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
sebtelfair - 1/2
Nazy - -4 for counting

Two points for Callum for listing two of the things on the menu. 1/2 a point to sebtelfair for guessing, even though he did not mention the ingredient that is in the title of this trivia contest.

More points can be obtained. Continue with your spams.

[©allum]

I bought a certain comedy troupe's cd the other day, and can remember more now.

Egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, sausage and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam...

and that's it for now

[x..]

SPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQSPAMBBQ

[Skyone]

Green eggs and spam...

[Nuu™™]

Not posting here for months is fun! ^ .^

Scoreboard


©allum - lots^2
Darkness™ - 5
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
Neraphym - 4
Cspace - 1
sebtelfair - 1/2
Nazy - -4 for counting

Last chance to gain points before I move on! Whee!