(Also, I'm doing this on an evil Mac. The key sensitivity is kinda bad, so I'll probably be missing some letters here and there.)
Genesis:
1. This is the creationist theory (and I use the word theory lightly). This is a miracle, but is conradicting to many popular scientific beliefs, such as evolution and the big bang theory. I highly doubt that this is how the universe began, but the order in which the types of life appeared is the same order as evolution suggests the did. The Bible states that the earth was created in 6 days, but some people have taken the word day to be a metaphor for a much longer period of time. This would help merge creationism with evolution, bringing about an intelligent design theory. Simply put, this is wrong. It is clearly defined as a 24 hour period, not a metaphor.
(1.4) Here is the first mistake of the bible. God separates light from dark. Darkness is cast as light's foil, when in reality, darkness is the absence of light. That is like saying that zero is a negative number. On a side note, God seems to be taking pride in his work ("and he saw that it was good"). Pride is a deadly sin.
(1:16) The moon does not emit light. Moonlight is simply a reflection of the sun's light. At this point I can safely say that the Bible was written by man, not god/angels. Only man would have been ignorant enough to make such a mistake.
2. God creates the first humans after resting a day. Not much else happens.
(2.2) Hmm, now why would an omnipotent being need to rest?
(2.17) God forbids Adam to eat from the Tree of Knowledge. He says that by doing so, Adam would die. First off, he doesn't die when he eats it (there's a reason I don't consider this false, but it will be explained later). Secondly, this is mankind's original sin... gaining knowledge of good and evil. Ironically, christianity further perpetuates this sin by going to extreme lengths to define good and evil. I guess it can't be helped, though.
3. A serpent comes along and tricks Eve into eating the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Eve then shares the fruit with Adam. They become aware of good and evil, and discover that they are naked. Apparently, being naked is unnatural and evil, so they go and cover up. God gets really pissed when he finds out what Adam and Eve did, even though when God created them, he already knew it was going to happen... What is interesting about this is that being ignorant of evil is the same as being good. If you are doing something extremely evil, like raping small children, and you aren't aware that it's evil, than god won't be mad at you. Adam and Eve were running around naked, exposing themselves o the world. This is evil, yet god didn't seem to mind. Only when Adam and Eve became aware that it was evil did eing naked become a sin.
(3.9) God asks a question. For someone who knows everything, questions seem to be a little pointless. Who knows , maybe he enjoys asking questions.
(3.16) Here we see how evil god can be. Eve messed up... big time. So what does God do to punish Eve? He punishes every female human throughout all of time with painful child birthing. Because we all know that it is the females of the future that were responsible for this horrible sin...
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(3.20) It is stated that all life is to come from Eve. Therefore is is safe to assume that God created NO MORE females. This will be important shortly on...
4. Adamn and Eve get busy and make two sons, Cain and Abel. God is an {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} to one of them, so that one goes off and kills the other one. God then banishes the still living brother to a cursed life wandering in the wastelands east of eden. The rest goes on about the origianl humans and their lives..
(4.17) Out of nowhere, Cain gets a wife... Now, I just got done saying that god created no more females. That means that Cain's wife is either Eve, or one of Cain's sisters. In other words, the Bible teaches us that the human race came from incest. Incest = OK!
(4:23) One of Adam's descendants has more than one wife. Now the bible is also teaching us that polygamy is acceptable. Polygamy = OK!
...to be continued...