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#526
Red Sentinel 
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 06:15 PM
so glad that Bmatt and i are friendz again
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#531
JGJTan
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 05:37 AM
Bad Dhamon... I'm a guy... 
^^ Thanks Ayumi, you rock!! ^^
How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?
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#533
JGJTan
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 11:02 AM
LOL! You just reminded me of a poem we are studying in English Class! I *have* to post it...
"The Lesson" by Roger McGough
Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
As bravely the teacher walked in
The havocwreakers ignored him
His voice was lost in the din
"The theme for today is violence
And homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
One that you'll never forget"
He picked on a boy who was shouting
And throttled him then and there
Then garrotted the girl behind him
(The one with the grotty hair)
Then sword in hand he hack his way
Between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"Figers, feet, or toes"
He threw the sword at a latecomer
It struck with deadly aim
Then pulling out a shotgun
He continued with his game
The first blast cleared the backrow
(Where those who skive hang out)
They collapsed like rubber dinghies
When the plug's pulled out
"Please may I leave the room sir?"
A trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
Put the gun to his temple and fired
The Head popped a head round the doorway
To see why a din was being made
Nodded understandingly
Then tossed in a grenade
And when the ammo was well spent
With blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
With its hands up in the air
The teacher surveyed the carnage
The dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said
"The Lesson" by Roger McGough
Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
As bravely the teacher walked in
The havocwreakers ignored him
His voice was lost in the din
"The theme for today is violence
And homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
One that you'll never forget"
He picked on a boy who was shouting
And throttled him then and there
Then garrotted the girl behind him
(The one with the grotty hair)
Then sword in hand he hack his way
Between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"Figers, feet, or toes"
He threw the sword at a latecomer
It struck with deadly aim
Then pulling out a shotgun
He continued with his game
The first blast cleared the backrow
(Where those who skive hang out)
They collapsed like rubber dinghies
When the plug's pulled out
"Please may I leave the room sir?"
A trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
Put the gun to his temple and fired
The Head popped a head round the doorway
To see why a din was being made
Nodded understandingly
Then tossed in a grenade
And when the ammo was well spent
With blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
With its hands up in the air
The teacher surveyed the carnage
The dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said
^^ Thanks Ayumi, you rock!! ^^
How many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?
Red Carnation, Hibiscus. Spiderflower. White Violet... Peony?
Click here to learn about the language of flowers
#535
SAJOWNS FFS
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Posted 01 April 2005 - 12:00 PM
i want stars pix :$
400th to 99 range
im back son
im back son
