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Bmatt- its NOT that song i just described. . . nope. . .*whisles suspiciously*
Zoo - uh huh. . .
Zoo - *doesn't believe it*
Bmatt- oh look! sock kitty is trying to escape! *runs and hides*
Zoo - He's taking a nap. Come back here!
Zoo - *chases matt down*
Bmatt- nooo!
Bmatt- *tries to run again*
Zoo - *chases again*
Bmatt- *pretends to be a tree*
Zoo - oops, I chased you right into that matt trap
Bmatt- n00!
Zoo - *pokes sunflower seeds through the ventilation holes*
Bmatt- *attempts to eat them*
Zoo - *gets matt tag ready*
Bmatt- uh oh. . . uhh. . . *covers neck*
Zoo - heheh
Zoo - *tags ear*
Bmatt- nothing left to cover my ears!
Bmatt- noo!
Bmatt- hmm. . .
Bmatt- suits me. . .
Zoo - Hmm. . . you have a tail?
Bmatt- *checks*
Bmatt- fraid not
Zoo - hmm. . .
Zoo - *zeroes scale with bag attached*
Zoo - *puts matt in the bag and reads scale*
Bmatt- not weighing me!
Bmatt- *jumps up and down*
Bmatt- must hide the 13.3 stone measurement
Bmatt- *keeps jumping*
Bmatt- *gets tired and falls asleep*
Zoo - *reads scale*
Zoo - *checks fur for signs of molt*
Zoo - *releases*
Bmatt- *runs and hides in the bushes*
Zoo - *moves on the check the next trap*
Bmatt- *gnaws at ear tag and remembers not to get trapped again*
Bmatt- wait. . . since when have i had fur?
Bmatt- wait
Bmatt- never mind, right here on my arms
Bmatt- or is that pen. . .
Zoo - oh yeah, I forgot to record the data
Bmatt- mwhahaha!
Bmatt- *runs again*
Zoo - *looks up definition of stone*
Bmatt- *attempts to swim back across the atlantic, hoping you havent been practecing throwing those heavy and sharp objects*
Bmatt- *gets cramp and has to swim back*
Zoo - *writes* MT-1 Hsap, N, 0001, male, 83790g, PA
Bmatt- i understand all of that. 'cept for MT-1 and PA
Bmatt- and N
Zoo - MT-1 = matt trap 1, N = new
Bmatt- ah
Zoo - PA = prime adult (no molt)
Bmatt- you mean there is more!? *looks around suspiciously*
Bmatt- ah
Zoo - *chases into another trap*
Bmatt- *narrowly misses getting trapped*
Zoo - *opens some more traps*
Bmatt- *stays still and buries a hole*
Bmatt- *hides in hole*
Zoo - *leaves*
Bmatt- *dares not exit*
Bmatt- must've been difficult to lift
Bmatt- thats alot of grams too. . .
Zoo - no kidding, you're a big one
Bmatt- *prods stomach* well, cant really blame that. . . *tries to gain wait incase of further trapping*
Zoo - heh, it's like when we get a pregnant mouse
Zoo - they weigh about twice as much as a non-pregnant one does
Bmatt- wow
Bmatt- twice as bitey?
Zoo - somehow I don't think that's what's with you
Zoo - no, not really
Bmatt- well, it would be very wierd if i WAS pregnant
Bmatt- never had a chance to get it, and dont even have the correct organs too either
Bmatt- *exits hole and goes to get a drink. formaly known as BRB*
Zoo - formerly*
Bmatt- yeah
Bmatt- that too
Bmatt- *is back*
Zoo - *chases into trap*
Bmatt- gah! *runs up a tree*
Bmatt- noo! a squirrel! *starts a staring contest with it*
Bmatt- *is winning*
Zoo - You do realize the squirrel would've exited the tree faster than you entered it, right?
Bmatt- no, havent seen one like that. squirrels round here are idiots
Bmatt- dont tend to worry about things in theire tree's
Zoo - need to teach those squirrels a thing or two
Bmatt- yeah
Bmatt- *starts to eat the squirrel*
Bmatt- tastes like. . . like. . .squirrel
Bmatt- which is probably chicken tasting
Zoo - eww
Zoo - raw squirrel
Bmatt- well, if i come down to cook it i'll get chased into a trap
Bmatt- *swings into another tree*
Bmatt- *misses and falls down*
Zoo - *Traps with a box*
Bmatt- *starts chewing on box*
Zoo - *sits on box*
Zoo - wood box. . .
Zoo - gonna hurt your teeth
Bmatt- yeah. . .
Bmatt- *keeps chewing either way*
Zoo - *reads tag and takes measurements again*
Bmatt- *struggles and tries to escape*
Zoo - *tranquilizes*
Zoo - how cold is it?
Bmatt- about 3-4 c
Zoo - oh boy
Bmatt- *breaks out converter*
Zoo - gotta get you warmed up fast!
Zoo - (no need to convert for me )
Bmatt-
Zoo - *puts matt in pocket*
Bmatt- *starts chewing notebook*
Zoo - oh wait, you're a bit big for that
Zoo - umm. . .
Zoo - *puts own jacket on matt*
Bmatt- *falls into deeper sleep from warmthyness*
Bmatt- *can no longer chew notebook*
Zoo - *takes measurements*
Zoo - *writes* Box (opportunistic) Hsap, R, 0001, male, 83019 g, PA
Bmatt- oohh. . .yay, all that tree climbing has lost mee some weight
Zoo - nah, stress from the cold in the box
Bmatt-
Bmatt- *wakes up, and runs off with jacket*
Bmatt- *well, slugishly crawls off. . . stupid tranquilizers*
Zoo - *retrieves jacket*
Bmatt- *accidently gets stuck in another trap*
Bmatt- too many of these things around
Zoo - *releases*
Bmatt- yaay
Zoo - *closes all the traps*
Bmatt- *runs away and hides in the hole dug earlier*
Bmatt- yaay
Zoo - see you in two weeks!
Zoo - *evil laugh*
Bmatt- not if i can help it!
Bmatt- nice evil laugh, glad to see you've been working on it
Bmatt- got the tones just right
Bmatt- even the hint of insanity
Bmatt- 5 points and a gold star
Zoo - And you know this is going down in sig history right?
Bmatt- yeah. . .
Bmatt- meh, it was fun
Zoo - 'twas
This post has been edited by zoo newt: 14 March 2005 - 10:26 PM
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