[Nuu™™]

Yeah most of the times I usually am aware I'm dreaming... so I wake up too soon and end up staring at the ceiling at like 4am.

Whenever I know I start up a dream which involves me dying in the end, I always pull myself awake.

Yeah I do that too. And I think Darkness is a prophet.

The weirdest dream I have probably had was this one where me and some people I know irl were 'smugglers', and we smuggled stuff from one universe to another. The really weird thing is that to move from one to another you needed to climb under a freshly laid strip of turf. In that dream we had to smuggle goods from the Austin universe (this one, the one with the turf), to the Lerdas universe. To get there we had to run past a greenhouse, over a stile, and through a hedge. When I arrived there, it had turned out one of my colleagues (sp?) had been captured by the interuniversal police. So we went to save him (of course). He was being guarded by these guards armed with what looked like hair dryers. Now this is the part that gets weird. They fired with the hair dryers at us, firing these oily black clouds. The clouds then morphed (as they do) into miniture flying versions of Mars rovers, which then started flying towards us (for some reason I knew they were called Lerds). I then ran down the hill and hid in some old building. I looked out the window to see some guy playing piggy in the middle with some purple guys (more Lerds). Then this big orange guy came up and scratched him and he grew claws and started ripping the door apart. Everything goes a bit hazy around now, but the next thing I remeber was I was in a four wheel drive, which was attached to a hot air balloon. A Lerd destroyed the balloon and we fell onto this winding dirt track through the jungle. I seem to remember that we were the last human survivors, all other people had turned into Lerds. Then we were surrounded by Lerds, and we had to get rifles to shoot them all. Later on, someone said 'Good thing none of us are Lerds, isn't it?' And of course someone was, and so we fleed from the four wheel drive. Suddenly out of nowhere the hedge appeared, so I sprinted through it and back to the Austin universe. The last thing I remember before I woke up was I was reading the paper, and it said 'Lerds take over Austral universe'.

Now that is strange. You don't think it is my hidden fear about Lerds spelt with an N, do you?

[asyluman]

Damn those lerds! Daaaaamn theeeem!


I have too many to count, but I'll give a one-word example:

The Death Disease!

[Nuu™™]

Damn those lerds!  Daaaaamn theeeem!


I have too many to count, but I'll give a one-word example:

The Death Disease!

What are the symptoms, I wonder?

[asyluman]

Surprisingly, not death. Ask for details.

[Nuu™™]

I'm intrigued. Go on.

[Ferret Overlord]

Yea, death. I've heard about it. I think it's very common in old people.


Anyway, I get dreams EXACTLY LIKE THAT. As in, I'm usually running away from a feminazi trying to sell me perfume. She had a swastica outfit on, so I assumed she was a feminazi.

[Neraphym]

I like dreams where you go over a cliff and fall, but you wake up once your dream physics reaches terminal positive vertical velocity (i.e. when you start going down).

[©allum]

Yea, death. I've heard about it. I think it's very common in old people.


Anyway, I get dreams EXACTLY LIKE THAT. As in, I'm usually running away from a feminazi trying to sell me perfume. She had a swastica outfit on, so I assumed she was a feminazi.

If she had a bra on, she wasn't a feminazi

I like dreams where you go over a cliff and fall, but you wake up once your dream physics reaches terminal positive vertical velocity (i.e. when you start going down).

Or dreams where you wake up just as you die. Or when something else happens I won't mention here.