QUOTE(Voltron @ Apr 9 2006, 01:31 AM)
I hate going to the movie theater on opening weekend. Everyone brings their little kids, all of the annoying and chatty teenagers are there, and it's too crowded. I catch 'em the week after.
He's good. We should keep him around.
- When the screen has a scratch on it, and it distracts me from the rest, because you can't stop focusing on that dot
- Idiots who bring lasers to movies
- People who scream random crap at punchlines *
- Pre-teens
- Adults that stalk their children at the movie theatre to make sure they're not "doing anything". **
- That jerk right in front of you who refuses to close his mouth while he chews popcorn/pop rocks
- People who deliberately talk on their cell phones to piss people off
- People who don't realize the "Personal Space" theory. ***
*Yesterday, I went to see "Stay Alive" with my girlfriend and her two friends. At the near end of the movie, where the show was getting ready to explode at a punchline, some idiot down front screams "Caroliinnneee!" I wanted to strangle him.
** Yes, I have gone to movies before and seen two adults stay at the top of the staircase scouting out their child and his girlfriend. After the movie, I exited and could hear them "talking" to him about having his arm around her. Wtf.
*** I was at the movies another time with a buddy, and this MASSIVE fellow sat right beside me. It wasn't the fact that he was just larger than a small planet, but he had a small.... (well.. not small..) "smell" about him. Personal space issues.