[Ratty]

So, you're stuck in an english exam, and cant think of what to right. You're screwed.... Unless you have an essay generator!

Clicky: http://radioworldwid...essaygenerator/

This is what it came up with, when i typed in "Bigbro"

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Bigbro, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Advancments in Bigbro can be linked to many areas. Indispensable to homosapians today, Bigbro is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably Bigbro is often misunderstood by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. No symbol is more potent than Bigbro in society today. It cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Bigbro. I haven�t. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Bigbro. Of course, Bigbro fits perfectly into the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.


Interest
....................Bigbro

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank interest has always depended upon Bigbro to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Bigbro.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing pre and post war views of Bigbro.

To quote nobel prize winner Augstin Skank 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Bigbro until he was well into his thirties. If Bigbro be the food of politics, play on.
Since the Renaissance Bigbro has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Bigbro has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It brings peace, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it is human.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Miles Beckham: 'My Daddy loved Bigbro and his Daddy loved Bigbro.'

Rofl.. Have some fun with it

[©allum]

roooofl

An essay on Callum

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Callum. In depth analysis of Callum can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to socialists, trapped by their infamous history. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Callum.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Callum raises the question 'why?'

Status, Security, Fame - Callum, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Callum they are changed.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Callum within the vast framework which this provides.
Annual
Military
Budget

Callum

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Callum is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Even a child could work out that the annual military budget has always depended upon Callum to a certain extent, but now more that ever. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - pre and post war views of Callum.

Take a moment to consider the words of one of the great political analysts Bonaventure Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Callum, his words cannot be over-looked. History tells us that Callum will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

To conclude Callum has a special place in the heart of mankind. It questions, applauds greatness and never hides.

I will leave the last word to the famous Leonardo Astaire: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Callum ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Callum, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

Haha, good stuff

[Red Sentinel]

An essay on Redsent
Think back to the first time you ever heard of Redsent. There are many factors which influenced the development of Redsent. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the over 50, obviously. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without Redsent is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Redsent. I haven?t. If society has a favourite child, it is Redsent.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, Redsent fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates. Market
Value
Of
Gold

Redsent


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Even a child could work out that the market value of gold cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Redsent can be like looking at Redsent now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of style icon Francis Bootlegger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to Redsent by his mother. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Redsent.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

In conclusion, Redsent has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It replenishes the self, influences the influencers, and is always fashionably late.

One final thought from the talented Clint De Niro: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Redsent.' [3]



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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

[San Dani L]

The subject of San Dani L is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of San Dani L. Remarkably San Dani L is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that there are just not enough blues songs written about San Dani L. It still has the power to shock the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, obviously. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of San Dani L.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. The immortal and indispensable phrase ?honesty is the best policy? [1] borrowed much from San Dani L. A society without San Dani L is like a society without knowledge, in that it helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to San Dani L, again and again.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with San Dani L. We will primarily be focusing on the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Inflation

San Dani L


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation will eventually break free from the powerful influence of San Dani L, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love San Dani L.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing San Dani Lism and post-San Dani Lism.

To quote nobel prize winner Kuuipo T. Time 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with San Dani L, that this highlights an important issue. History tells us that San Dani L will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow San Dani L to win our vote?
Conclusion

In conclusion, San Dani L may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability, though San Dani L brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly San Dani L.

I'll leave you with this quote from Keanu Lennon: 'You win some, you loose some, but San Dani L wins most often.'

[CongressJon]

The subject of Hyperfried is a controversial issue. Advancments in Hyperfried can be linked to many areas. Though Hyperfried is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, Hyperfried is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Hyperfried.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen�s recent publication �Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A society without Hyperfried is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Hyperfried. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

(Insert graph here)

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Hyperfried, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that housing prices will continue to follow Hyperfried for the foreseeable future. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two sides of Hyperfried.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of nobel prize winner Bartholomew Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to Hyperfried by his mother. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Hyperfried to politics is 'participation'.
I hope, for our sake that Hyperfried will endure.

Conclusion

In my opinion Hyperfried has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and always chips in.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Stevie Kournikova: 'I demand Hyperfried, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

Fun stuff, fun stuff...

A society without Hyperfried is like a society without knowledge

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Hyperfried, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves.

So there!

[Aaron]

roooofl

Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Callum.

I like that .

[Snowy]

...XD

An essay on snowy
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about snowy? Advancments in snowy can be linked to many areas. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that ?what goes up must come down.? Inevitably snowy is often misunderstood by the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of snowy. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. Back when Vealinger reamarked ?the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold? [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of snowy on today's society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, snowy bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Recent thought on snowy has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to snowy. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a classic economic system of analysis. Inflation

snowy


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? It goes with out saying that inflation will eventually break free from the powerful influence of snowy, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing snowy and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing snowyism and post-snowyism.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, one of the great political analysts Francis T. Time 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with snowy, that this highlights an important issue. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

I hope, for our sake that snowy will endure.
Conclusion

In summary, snowy is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, it stimulates and figures show it's a winning formular.

I will leave the last word to the famous Whoopi Paltrow: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without snowy by my side.' [3]



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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

[Ferret Overlord]

An essay on The Glass Menagerie

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind The Glass Menagerie, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of The Glass Menagerie. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. The juxtapositioning of The Glass Menagerie with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is The Glass Menagerie.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of The Glass Menagerie to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he shead new light on The Glass Menagerie, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. No symbol is more potent than The Glass Menagerie in society today. It bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - The Glass Menagerie is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees The Glass Menagerie, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model. Taking special care to highlight the role of The Glass Menagerie within the vast framework which this provides.
Transport
Costs

The Glass Menagerie

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Of course transport costs will continue to follow The Glass Menagerie for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing The Glass Menagerie and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, nobel prize winner Demetrius Bootlegger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with The Glass Menagerie. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was The Glass Menagerie.
Why did The Glass Menagerie cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that The Glass Menagerie doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with The Glass Menagerie? We can say that The Glass Menagerie is both a need and a want. It inspires, ensures financial stability and always chips in.

I'll leave you with this quote from Whoopi Beckham: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: The Glass Menagerie ROCKS!!! [3]

The sad part is that the essay makes sense. Exept the last quote. That's a horrid, horrid lie.

An essay on Pie

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Pie. In depth analysis of Pie can be an enriching experience. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, Pie is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the over 50, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Pie.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he must have been referning to Pie. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Pie raises the question 'why?'

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Pie. I haven�t. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Pie. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model of economics.

Annual Military Budget

----------------------------------------Pie---------------------------------------------------------

What a splendid graph. It goes with out saying that the annual military budget sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Pieism and post-Pieism.

To quote the uncompromising Achilles H. Amster 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Pie. It speaks volumes. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Pie to win our vote?

Conclusion

To conclude Pie parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Stevie Poppins: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Pie ROCKS!!! [3]

[Neraphym]

This is actually a valid essay... if I forgot to do the assignment, I might actually hand this in.

An essay on communism

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about communism? In depth analysis of communism can be an enriching experience. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, communism is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning communism by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of communism to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. No symbol is more potent than communism in society today. It demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. If society has a favourite child, it is communism.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, communism fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

National
Debt

communism

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Seemingly the national debt will eventually break free from the powerful influence of communism, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of communism can be like looking at communismism and post-communismism.

To quote the star of stage and screen Elijah Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about communism and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Is communism politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

To conclude communism has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It questions, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

I will leave the last word to the famous Whoopi Pfeiffer: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without communism.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about communism, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

[Bespetna]

An essay on Bespetna

The subject of Bespetna is a controversial issue. I really, really like Bespetna. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, Bespetna is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to so called 'babies', who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Bespetna to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he must have been referning to Bespetna. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Bespetna. Observers claim it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Of paramount importance to any study of Bespetna within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Bespetna will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
National
Debt

Bespetna

How do we explain these clear trends? Recent studies indicate that the national debt sings a very different tune. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing Bespetnailisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Bonaventure B. Adger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Bespetna, that this highlights an important issue. History tells us that Bespetna will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Since the Renaissance Bespetna has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Bespetna? We can say that Bespetna deserves all of the attention it gets. It establishes order, ensures financial stability and is always fashionably late.

I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Morissette: 'Oooh yeah Bespetna shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[©allum]

That communism one is great

[Nuu™™]

An essay on nothing

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand nothing. Advancments in nothing can be linked to many areas. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that nothing is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on nothing and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he must have been referning to nothing. A child�s approach to nothing provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Status, Security, Fame - nothing, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to nothing, again and again.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

Average Wage
nothing

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of nothing, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Even a child could work out that the average wage world wide are driven entirely by nothing. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to nothing.

We cannot talk of nothing and politics without remembering the words of the famous political Elijah Skank 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to nothing this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about nothing and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
I hope, for our sake that nothing will endure.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty nothing is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It brings peace, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Demi Morissette: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without nothing.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Weekly nothing - Issue 54 - Rhino Media