[Nuu™™]

As the aura of light gradually brightens, the room is revealed. It is a large basement lit by flickering sunstrips, and by the looks of things it was once a large storage room. But the only signs of humans here are the bones scattered in the dozens on the floor, and the spatterings of blood on the walls. Behind you stand two troglodytes, armed with crude spears which are crossed over the door, preventing your escape, but they make no move to attack you, in fact you sense their fear. For in front you stands, tearing at its fur, with razor sharp claws and slavering fangs, fangs in a perfect triangular shape, in two rows of four teeth set in a perfect rectangular mouth...its perfect, black button eyes staring at you terrifyingly, its stumpy legs poised to leap, and its arms fixed in a permenant S shape...all of a sudden, recognition finally smashes through your head like a fridge sized, furry Japanese mascot, and you realise you are in the presence of a...




GRUE!! OMFG RUN!!!1

Grue
HP: 1000000
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The grue thumps you over the head angrily with its arm! Things arn't looking up for you, my friend.

For more fun facts about grues, see the ultimate authority on the subject.

[Neraphym]

Neraphym jumping ontops the back grue and blade plungerizes into brown fleshyness! Dragon, pet of me, fireblows grue!!!!


Neraphym
HP: 6150
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 5000
DP: 600

[Nuu™™]

As you pull the sword from the grue, some white fibrous stuffing leaks from the grue. The grue cries in pain, which is intensified by your bad grammar. The grue is rather pissed now and therefore eats Neraphym.

Grue uses:

- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

*** You have been eaten ***

Grue
HP: 977200
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The grue then turns its attentions to the dragon, giving it a mighty kick.

[Neraphym]

Neraphym is make poke-holes in grue tummy sword withs!!! Lohengrin is having hot flames shootingness at target gruemnster!


Neraphym
HP: 5650
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 4900
DP: 600

[Darkness]

*bans Neraphym* >.>

[Nuu™™]

The grue thoroughly dislikes getting its fluffy, cheap fake fur brown stuff burnt, and therefore uses:

- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

*** Your dragon has been eaten ***

The grue pulls a large broad rimmed straw hat out of a place that you had no knowledge of, sits down on a wicker deck chair, places the straw hat over its face (although it is not broad enough for does not cover its gaping rectangular mouth poking out), and waits for its stomach juices to finish off its opponents. The two troglodytes rush over and begin fanning it with palm fronds.

Grue
HP: 954400
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Neraphym]

Neraphym runs around randomly dragging his blades along the beast's intestinal linings, and Lohengrin shoots fireballs every which way inside the stomach.

Neraphym
HP: 5550
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 4400
DP: 600

[Nuu™™]

The grue burps.

Grue
HP: 931600
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[Neraphym]

Inside the grue, Neraphym and Lohengrin keep on attacking the inside the grue's insides.

Neraphym
HP: 5450
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 4300
DP: 600

[Nuu™™]

At around that moment the door is smashed open by a well placed kick. A flustered and cranky Deirdre appears through the cloud of upset building material, her dead bird hat thing more askew than usual. The Grue lazily waves a hand at her, muttering something about knocking over old unappetising women, and in response the troglodytes rush at her, and begin poking her with the palm fronds. Deirdre yanks the palm frond from one of them and knocks the shocked troglodyte over with the leafy end. She then proceeds to scoop up the remaining troglodyte, dumping it on the other before impaling them both with the stem. The grue stared at her for a moment.

...

...

Grue
HP: 908800
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The Grue uses:

- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Deirdre
HP: 8200/8200
DP: 900
EP: ∞
Abilities:
- Fly (0) EC=0; Effect = Enables Deirdre to fly: Deirdre can use her magic umbrella to fly, preventing damage from melee attacks and enabling her to enter the Sky region.
- Handbag Attack (0) EC=0; DP=1200: Deirdre wallops the enemy with her handbag, damaging them more than usual.
- Magic Medicine (0) EC=0; Effect = Returns friendly target's EP to full capacity: Deirdre gives the target some of her special remedy, energising them.

Deirdre uses:

- Fly (0) EC=0; Effect = Enables Deirdre to fly: Deirdre can use her magic umbrella to fly, preventing damage from melee attacks and enabling her to enter the Sky region.

Deirdre has resisted being eaten by a Grue!

[Neraphym]

Inside the grue, Neraphym and Lohengrin continue attacking the inside the grue's insides.

Neraphym
HP: 5350
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 4200
DP: 600

[Nuu™™]

Grue attacks Deirdre. Deirdre attacks Grue.

Grue
HP: 885100
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Deirdre
HP: 8100/8200
DP: 900
EP: ∞
Abilities:
- Fly (0) EC=0; Effect = Enables Deirdre to fly: Deirdre can use her magic umbrella to fly, preventing damage from melee attacks and enabling her to enter the Sky region.
- Handbag Attack (0) EC=0; DP=1200: Deirdre wallops the enemy with her handbag, damaging them more than usual.
- Magic Medicine (0) EC=0; Effect = Returns friendly target's EP to full capacity: Deirdre gives the target some of her special remedy, energising them.

[Neraphym]

Neraphym and Lohengrin attack whilst getting digested!

Neraphym
HP: 5250
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 4100
DP: 600

[Nuu™™]

Grue attacks Deirdre. Deirdre attacks Grue.

Grue
HP: 861400/1000000
DP - Arms & Legs: 100
DP - When being eaten: 500
DP - While being digested: 100
Abilities:
- Fear of Light (0): EC=0; Persistent Effect = A grue can only be attacked in the normal manner when exposed to light; grues take an extra 20000 DP when exposed: Grues exposed to light will eventually die, although this normally only occurs after the culprit have been eaten.
- Devour (0): EC=0; Effect = Target recieves DP when being eaten upon that turn; target recieves DP while being digested after that turn; target may not move or escape from battle; target must only attack the grue:: It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Deirdre
HP: 8000/8200
DP: 900
EP: ∞
Abilities:
- Fly (0) EC=0; Effect = Enables Deirdre to fly: Deirdre can use her magic umbrella to fly, preventing damage from melee attacks and enabling her to enter the Sky region.
- Handbag Attack (0) EC=0; DP=1200: Deirdre wallops the enemy with her handbag, damaging them more than usual.
- Magic Medicine (0) EC=0; Effect = Returns friendly target's EP to full capacity: Deirdre gives the target some of her special remedy, energising them.

[Neraphym]

Neraphym and Lohengrin attack whilst getting digested!

Neraphym
HP: 5150
DP: 2200

Lohengrin
HP: 4000
DP: 600