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. This is inspired by a large number of "shy" cats (everybody I pet-sit for seems to have shy cats that must think I'm a cat or something, because I wouldn't know they were shy without being told; Toby I met last week being case in point. . . *walks in house* *reads note left for her* "Oh, I forgot these cats would be over. They're a little sh". . . *looks up at brown tabby that's suddenly appeared in her face* Oh... hi *reads note further* Toby *pets*), little kids at the zoo that want to grow up to be butterflies or spiderman, and another thing or two.So I'll start.
I'm going to be a jaguar when I grow up. I'll be big enough that nothing bothers me if they know what's good for them, I won't need anybody else, I can eat whatever I want, I can live where the native people don't kill jaguars, I can swim, fish, climb trees, spend time in caves, I can find a scientist and make him watch me fish with my tail (there's a LOT of hearsay evidence, but no scientists have observed it so it's not official). . . but I think I'll be nice about sharing my avocados (. . . jaguars' favorite fruit O_O). Maybe I'll be melanistic and live in the part of the continent where I would be considered more fierce (by account of being less common than the regular).
Or, I'll be a leopard. I wouldn't be as big, but I still wouldn't need anyone else, I'll be able to take dinner up into my favorite tree. . . enough for a week. . . and I'd do it using only my mouth. I might be able to stand being a mother leopard, 'cause leopard cubs are so {expletive ninja'd by Cspace}ing cute. But then so are jaguar cubs. . . . And being a human grown up to be leopard, I might help out some of the cheetahs around when they're about to get their kill stolen.
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